what goes on with the olive’s life (and all the details you need to know about unfortunate disappearances and world conquering || a #amcurrently update wherein i am excited and tired and also IN DESPERATE NEED OF OLIVES AND SLEEP. also HIIII I’M BACK AND BRING CAKE BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME (YOU DID)

look. the volcra* devoured me okay?? they're actually incredibly loyal beings who always kidnap me whenever i need them to. or maybe they're just good liars and i feed them all the strawberries sometimes so they keep secrets for me. BUT THEY'RE GOOD PEOPLE OKAY?? i love them. only second to dragons obviously. AND ALSO… Continue reading what goes on with the olive’s life (and all the details you need to know about unfortunate disappearances and world conquering || a #amcurrently update wherein i am excited and tired and also IN DESPERATE NEED OF OLIVES AND SLEEP. also HIIII I’M BACK AND BRING CAKE BECAUSE YOU MISSED ME (YOU DID)

Pretty Deadly Words: A Deadly Introduction || Where you shall encounter daggers, stories and the like || ALSO HI I’M BACK

One of the worst moments in a supossedly mortal* human's life is when said human has to answer to why they've been ignoring everything and they find out that they haven't yet been kidnapped by a volcra SO THEY MUST ACTUALLY THINK UP EXCUSES FOR SAID DISAPPEARANCE. (#1 way to lose your faith in the… Continue reading Pretty Deadly Words: A Deadly Introduction || Where you shall encounter daggers, stories and the like || ALSO HI I’M BACK

Hiii the olive queen’s still alive and hasn’t been kidnapped by a volcra, contrary to popular belief || Why you thought the volcra kidnapped me + Life Updates + I’M GOING TO INDIA WHICH IS HIGHLY EXCITING

One of the most amazing creatures in all the world, apart from dragons obviously (WHICH ARE THE SUPERIOR-EST because umm, FLYING??? FIRE-BREATHING??? KILLING PEOPLE??? CONQUERING THE WORLD??? BEING AMAZING ALL THE TIME??? DID I MENTION FLYING??? SEE? Superior!) are VOLCRA. I have reasons prepared. Because we're high on tyranny here and therefore convincing people to… Continue reading Hiii the olive queen’s still alive and hasn’t been kidnapped by a volcra, contrary to popular belief || Why you thought the volcra kidnapped me + Life Updates + I’M GOING TO INDIA WHICH IS HIGHLY EXCITING

A smol announcement + Updates on the Olive || Me thanking everyone and asking for questions and also handing out heaps of chocolates because olives are TOO PRECIOUS (and i’m greedy)

Sometimes... you wish you could live in a fantasy world. Like, if you said you never once wished to go to Camp Half-blood, then I'd arrive at either one of two conclusions - 1) You're a demigod AND HIDING IT FROM ALL OF US (which is just #rude) or 2) YOU AREN'T HUMAN. See? How… Continue reading A smol announcement + Updates on the Olive || Me thanking everyone and asking for questions and also handing out heaps of chocolates because olives are TOO PRECIOUS (and i’m greedy)

Explanations, Introductions, and Restarting my blog?? // just some important updates and a post that’s a bit all over the place

The person writing this post is currently a melted ice candy due to the unbearable heat and the air conditioner that isn't working. And I can tell you that being a melted ice candy isn't the best thing in the world. You can't do anything like: readwritetalktypescreamcryor anything else for that matter You don't even… Continue reading Explanations, Introductions, and Restarting my blog?? // just some important updates and a post that’s a bit all over the place